Judgment Day is Coming

Judgment Day is a few days away, 3 days and change to be exact. And with that comes all the ridiculous jokes and mocking of those who believe that they will be raptured on May 21st.

So, to make the next 6 months a little easier (especially because the crazies will be gone on Saturday), a couple of rapture jokes. To make May 22nd a "I-told-you-so":

• Oh no, my milk just expired...RAPTURED!

*Please note: most of these are bike-related. You may or may not understand.*

• JUDGMENT DAY CLEARANCE SALE. Everything must go, because God says so.

• Want to go to Rapture in style? Try THIS one. You'll make ALL the guilty ones jealous.

• Try these UVA/UVB protective sunglasses! So you can watch all the judged burn in agony. Want to see more? Try the clear interchangeable lens!

• Normally we encourage using a helmet, but don't bother. It won't protect you from being judged.

• Skip the front & rear lights! You'll draw attention to yourself.

• You can, of course, get any bike you like, but THIS is the one Jesus would ride.

And for more laughs, a Facebook Rapture-dedicated group.

Enjoy!